Quips and quotes
Will those whispers about abuse echo louder? Overhead. Shhh...we hope these don't really mean anything.
"Personnel with hangovers may not enter. By order of the Captain."
Scrawled to the side, visible only with a black-light, "moderate intoxication -- no problem."
Powell: "Proof? Who needs proof. We have photos."
Rumsfeld: "Of course they're ready. They dare not admit otherwise."
Media: Mr Secretary, how can the "ability to oversee government contracts" be rated high? The prevalance of fraud suggests the auditors didn't catch the failed management.
Rumsfeld: "We've got a losing war on terror to distrac...uh, fight."
Special Agent in Charge: "Don't ask us about the standards to evaluate our resonse to an unpredicatable enemey. The standards are solid. The enemy is not.
How can they evaluate others? |
Ashkroft, speaking for HSS: "We expect an excuse to justify tyranny; and we expect the enemy to cooperate with our plan. If the enemy does not appear, we will invent one."
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