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Friday, November 24, 2006

Hastert: Nancy's Mop Boy

Dennis Hastert is reported to be looking for something useful to do.

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Ready For Mopping Duty

Dennis is seen surveying the mopping area.

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"I will only srub floors in an apron."

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"The biggest piles of crap are
in Cheney's office -- Addington knows
all about them. They're huge!"

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"I've got a perfect mop,
and the perfect bucket.
Where's my apron?"