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Thursday, September 16, 2004

Informants say FBI reward money "not enough"

Why bother going to the FBI when they treat you like you're a moron?

Some will gladly take the money. $1,000 will be yours if you can identify this man.

Anyone who has information, but wants more than $1,000 "because of all the idiots" you'll have to deal with, call the Seattle FBI office at 206-622-0460 or the Thurston County Sheriff's Office at 360-786-5500. If you have information leading to the arrest of this bank robber, tell them you know who the guy is and want more than $1,000.

They won't listen to you anyway. Make them take you to the Grand Jury. Then Guantanamo. So you can be tortured by the CIA.