Constant's pations

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Monday, August 15, 2005

President signals new strategy in global war

The President has made his decision.

Cristeta Comerford, after a six-month search, has been named the new White House executive chef.

Reportedly, she's well-qualified to deliver the President's favorite lunch: Peanut butter and honey sandwiches.

Can it get more complicated than two ingredients between bread?

In Bush's world, anything is possible.