9-11: The failures in the USAF have gone unpunished

FAA and USAF conversation [Fictionalized]

Uh, we're under attack.

What should we do?

Uh, I don't know. everyone's at lunch.

At nine? That's an early lunch.

OK. An early brunch.

Should we scamble?

Gosh, I don't know. Let me think. Duh.

They're getting closer....

Report: "Excluding the adverse outcomes, we complied with all standards"