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Thursday, December 30, 2004

Safety tips when disposing of seasonal decorations

A satirical look at a serious Holiday.
  • Ladder safety

    - Look around, look up, look down
    - Avoid placing ladder on ice

  • Lifting

    - Lift with your legs
    - Bend at the knees

  • Placing tree in box/bin

    - Avoid hitting homeless people sleeping in dumpster

  • Light socket

    - Avoid splashing fish-tank water on electrical outlets

  • Tree Ornamentation

    - Ensure chord removed before exiting household

    - Do not use tree to sweep oil or clean animals