Safety tips when disposing of seasonal decorations

A satirical look at a serious Holiday.

Ladder safety



- Look around, look up, look down
- Avoid placing ladder on ice

Lifting



- Lift with your legs
- Bend at the knees

Placing tree in box/bin



- Avoid hitting homeless people sleeping in dumpster

Light socket



- Avoid splashing fish-tank water on electrical outlets

Tree Ornamentation



- Ensure chord removed before exiting household

- Do not use tree to sweep oil or clean animals