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Friday, October 08, 2004

US creates new legal definition of "idiot" to justify abusing civilians

The legal community, not waiting a minute to justify torture, has announced there is a new loophole to justify government atrocities.

"We looked at the evidence, and thought it was the right time."

The current Security Council resolution states that violence should be condemend:

all intentional acts of violence against civilians unjustifiable by any political, philosophical, ideological, racial, ethnic or religious considerations. Ref


An anonymous lawyer said, "It doesn't say anything about prohibiting violence aginst Americans or idiots. So it's open hunting season. Let's burn the constitution!"

How many lawyers in the White House are sending love notes to the President, "Game on"?

Your honor, we did not intend to lock the prisoner in solitary confinement for 6 months and forget about them. We're sorry.


No problem!